Closets & Shelving
Closet systems, floating shelves and overhead garage racks — anchored into real structure so they carry the load you actually put on them.
Learn moreFurniture Assembly
Flat-pack furniture is designed to be assembled by one determined person over the course of an afternoon. In practice it’s two people, three hours, one missing dowel and a cam lock installed backwards on step 14.
I build furniture for a living, which means I’ve already made every mistake the instructions don’t warn you about. Everything comes out square, everything gets torqued to the right tension — not overtightened into the particleboard — and anything tall gets anchored to the wall.

The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has tracked tip-over incidents involving furniture and televisions for years, and it’s overwhelmingly a child-safety issue — a loaded dresser with an open drawer becomes a ladder. Every tall piece I assemble gets its restraint fitted to actual framing or a properly rated anchor, not just pushed against the wall.
Particleboard and MDF strip at surprisingly low torque. Cam locks want to be snug and stopped, not cranked. This is why a piece someone else built often develops a wobble in six months — the joints were overdriven and the fibers are already crushed. I use a clutch driver set low and finish by hand.
Racks, treadmills, cable machines and multi-gyms are a different animal: heavy, awkward, and genuinely dangerous if a bolt is left loose. These get built to the manufacturer sequence, leveled, and every fastener checked twice. If a rack needs to be bolted down, that gets done into structure.
What this costs
Most single pieces are 45 minutes to 2 hours. Wardrobes, bunk beds, sectionals and gym equipment take longer. Multiple pieces in one visit is always better value.






It happens more than the manufacturers admit. I’ll get as far as I can, document exactly which part number is missing with photos so you can claim it, and come back to finish once it lands.
Small items yes. Full room clear-outs I can quote separately as a haul-away.
Yes — I’ve built rooms of cribs for a facility and full apartment sets for turnovers. Bulk work gets a flat quote instead of hourly.
No hard feelings. Here’s how to do it properly.
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